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The Aftershocks from the Photos (Feb. 11-14, 2000)

Henry (to Katie): Oh, confidence, my wobbly protege. You're his golden child. (Feb. 11, 2000)

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Molly: Every smarmy detail of your back-stabbing scheme is on this tape. Don't grab onto a drowning man when your ship is sinking faster than the "Valetta."

Henry: The only person down for the count here Molly is you. Do you think Holden's gonna listen to some news flash from the whore of Babylon, hmm?

Molly: We'll see.

Henry: All right, you were kicked off the premises once.

Molly: Wrong. I wasn't fired, I quit.

Henry: Whatever, whatever. Your pass was revoked. Security will see you out. (Feb. 11, 2000)

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Henry: It looks like you scored some good points with Holden today. Keep up the A-plus performance and I guarantee you, your name will be permanently emblazoned on the TV listings.

Katie: Do you think he'd really hire me permanently?

Henry: Oh, sure, sure, sure. And when he does, remember who really put you into that anchor seat.

Katie: Oh, he believed every word I said today.

Henry: You know, I think pillow talk might be more convincing.

Katie: Ew, Henry! I would never use sex.

Henry: You had the chutzpah to take those pics of Molly and her boy toy. The same approach might take you to the top. (Feb. 11, 2000)

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Henry (at J.U. for the Valentine’s Day segment): I'll go ahead and scope out the single women -- for the show, of course. (Feb. 14, 2000)

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Henry: What's with the long faces? You two [Jen and Katie] just find out that Matt Damon got married?

Katie: Chris' girlfriend just broke up with him.

Henry: And this affects you –

Katie: Because it's probably because of the pictures.

Henry: Oh. Oh, my heart really goes out for the guy, you know? He probably won't have a date for two, three hours?

Katie: Come on, Henry. He is my friend.

Henry: Well, then years from now, you can fill him in, and he'll be happy to know that he made a sacrifice in the name of your career. Speaking of which, let's get back on track, shall we? Here comes a lady [Julia] looking for some action. Go for it. (Feb. 14, 2000)

 

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